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Post by Neô on Apr 19, 2006 21:26:46 GMT
The train was crowded, so the US Marine walked the length of the train looking for a seat. The only seat left was one occupied buy a well dressed middle aged French woman’s poodle.
The war weary Marine asked “Excuse me Ma’am”
The French woman just sniffed and said “”Americans are so rude. My Fifi is using that seat”.
The Marine walked the length of the train again, but the only seat was the one the poodle was sitting on.
The Marine returned and said “Please Ma’am, may I sit on that seat. I am so tired!”
The French woman snorted and said “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant”.
The Marine lost his cool and grabbed the dog and threw it out the window and sat down.
An English Gentleman spoke up and said “I Say Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold your fork in the wrong hand. You drive on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir you seem to have thrown the wrong b*tch out of the window”.
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