Post by Neô on Apr 10, 2006 22:59:13 GMT
Mary had a little lamb.
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon.
And now yet more little rhymes based on word play. As usual, the last word of one line stretches on to become first word of the next:
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She took it 'round the corner
To teach it how to... swim
Mary had a little lamb
And a little duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would f.....>nr> ... all off.
Fry some eggs for breakfeast,
Fry some eggs for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink,
The more you need to...
Peter had a boat.
The boat began to rock.
Up jumped George
And bit off his...
Cocktails, Gingerale
Forty cents a glass,
If you don't like it
Well shove it up your...
Ask no questions, tell no lies.
I saw the boogieman doing up his...
Flies are bad, mosquitoes are worse
And that is the end of my silly little verse!
And now 'Just some lines fae the ditty......as they say in Scotland which was the source of this set of lines:
Mary had a little Lamb,
She called it little Tilly
She threw it by the left leg,
And caught it by the....
Willy was a bulldog
Sitting in the grass,
Along came a Bumblebee,
And stung him on the...
Ask no questions,
Tell no lies,
Have you ever seen a Policeman
Pulling up his...
Flies are a nuisance
Wasps are worse,
This is the end of my wonderful verse.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to the heater
And every time it turned around
It burned its little peter.
And of course the 'classic'
Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting.
She led it up the garden path,
And kicked its f**k**g c*nt in.
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon.
And now yet more little rhymes based on word play. As usual, the last word of one line stretches on to become first word of the next:
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She took it 'round the corner
To teach it how to... swim
Mary had a little lamb
And a little duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would f.....>nr> ... all off.
Fry some eggs for breakfeast,
Fry some eggs for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink,
The more you need to...
Peter had a boat.
The boat began to rock.
Up jumped George
And bit off his...
Cocktails, Gingerale
Forty cents a glass,
If you don't like it
Well shove it up your...
Ask no questions, tell no lies.
I saw the boogieman doing up his...
Flies are bad, mosquitoes are worse
And that is the end of my silly little verse!
And now 'Just some lines fae the ditty......as they say in Scotland which was the source of this set of lines:
Mary had a little Lamb,
She called it little Tilly
She threw it by the left leg,
And caught it by the....
Willy was a bulldog
Sitting in the grass,
Along came a Bumblebee,
And stung him on the...
Ask no questions,
Tell no lies,
Have you ever seen a Policeman
Pulling up his...
Flies are a nuisance
Wasps are worse,
This is the end of my wonderful verse.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to the heater
And every time it turned around
It burned its little peter.
And of course the 'classic'
Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting.
She led it up the garden path,
And kicked its f**k**g c*nt in.