Post by Neô on Apr 4, 2006 21:04:52 GMT
Rinderella and her sugly isters lived in a mrge lansion, Rindercellaworked very hard, frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot, at the end of the day she was nucking fackered, the sugly isters were right bugly astards one was called mary hinge the other betty swollacks, they wre really forrible huckers with featy sweet, and featy swannies. They both got tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not take Rindercella. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared, her name was shairy hithole, she was a light rucking fesbian who turned a pumpkin and six mice into a hucking cuge farriage and six dandy ronkies with buge hollacks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella she had to be back by midnight or there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ballRidercellawas dancing with a pransome hince when the clock struck twelve fist all crucking mighty said Rindercella and ran out tripping barse over hollacks and dropped her slass glipper. The next day the pransome hince knocked on Rindercellas door and the sugly isters let him in, suddenly betty swollacks lifted her leg and let out a fig bart, who fust jarted said the pransome hince, blme that fugly ucker over there said mary hinge, when the stinking black cloud had lifted he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters and there feet stucking funk, Betty swollacks was ducking fisgusted and gave the pransome hince a nick in the kackers. This was not difficult as he had buge falls and a hig bard on, he tried the slipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfactly. Rindercella and the pransome hince married, and lived a life of lucking fuxury, Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny and they lived happily ever after
The End
At the ballRidercellawas dancing with a pransome hince when the clock struck twelve fist all crucking mighty said Rindercella and ran out tripping barse over hollacks and dropped her slass glipper. The next day the pransome hince knocked on Rindercellas door and the sugly isters let him in, suddenly betty swollacks lifted her leg and let out a fig bart, who fust jarted said the pransome hince, blme that fugly ucker over there said mary hinge, when the stinking black cloud had lifted he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters and there feet stucking funk, Betty swollacks was ducking fisgusted and gave the pransome hince a nick in the kackers. This was not difficult as he had buge falls and a hig bard on, he tried the slipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfactly. Rindercella and the pransome hince married, and lived a life of lucking fuxury, Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny and they lived happily ever after
The End