Post by Neô on Apr 3, 2006 21:22:53 GMT
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for
the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off
his back, and had nothing left but a quarter
and the second half of his round trip ticket.
If he could just get to the airport he could
get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained
his situation to the cabby. He promised to send
the driver money from home, he offered him his
credit card numbers, his drivers license number,
his address, etc. but to no avail.
The cabby said "If you don't have fifteen
dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the
businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the
airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked
long and hard to regain his financial success,
returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out
to the front of the casino to get a cab ride
back to the airport. Well, who should he see
out there, at the end of a long line of cabs,
but his old buddy who had refused to give
him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about
how he could make the guy pay for his lack
of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the
line, "How much for a ride to the airport,"
he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blow job
once we get there?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab
in the long line and asked the same questions,
with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of
the line, he got in and asked "How much for a
ride to the airport?" The cabby replied "fifteen
bucks."
The businessman said "ok" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line
of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and
thumbs up sign to each driver.
the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off
his back, and had nothing left but a quarter
and the second half of his round trip ticket.
If he could just get to the airport he could
get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained
his situation to the cabby. He promised to send
the driver money from home, he offered him his
credit card numbers, his drivers license number,
his address, etc. but to no avail.
The cabby said "If you don't have fifteen
dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the
businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the
airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked
long and hard to regain his financial success,
returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out
to the front of the casino to get a cab ride
back to the airport. Well, who should he see
out there, at the end of a long line of cabs,
but his old buddy who had refused to give
him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about
how he could make the guy pay for his lack
of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the
line, "How much for a ride to the airport,"
he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blow job
once we get there?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab
in the long line and asked the same questions,
with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of
the line, he got in and asked "How much for a
ride to the airport?" The cabby replied "fifteen
bucks."
The businessman said "ok" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line
of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and
thumbs up sign to each driver.
