Post by Neô on Mar 13, 2006 20:39:11 GMT
TIME TO SWEAR
A 7-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7-year old.
"I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4-year old nods his head in approval. "When we go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, OK?"
The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7-year old
what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
The mother looked at the 4-year old and asked with a stern voice, and what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
A 7-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7-year old.
"I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4-year old nods his head in approval. "When we go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, OK?"
The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7-year old
what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
The mother looked at the 4-year old and asked with a stern voice, and what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
