Post by Neô on Feb 12, 2006 17:55:29 GMT
A man walks into the bar and sees a sign - 'Win Free Drinks for Life' - so he asks the barman how. 'Well,' says the barman, 'You have to pass three challenges. First, you have to drink a bottle of tequila. Next, the landlord's pit bull terrier out in the back yard has toothache - you have to go out and pull that tooth. Finally, the landlord's wife is upstairs and she's never had an orgasm - if you can do the business for her, you get free drinks for life.'
So, the guy thinks he'll give it a try. He takes the bottle of tequila and downs it in one go. Then he staggers out into the back yard. There's a terrible growling and snarling, and eventually the guy staggers back in, clawed and scratched all over but grinning from ear to ear.
'Right,' he says, 'that's the first two, now where's the lady with the toothache?'
So, the guy thinks he'll give it a try. He takes the bottle of tequila and downs it in one go. Then he staggers out into the back yard. There's a terrible growling and snarling, and eventually the guy staggers back in, clawed and scratched all over but grinning from ear to ear.
'Right,' he says, 'that's the first two, now where's the lady with the toothache?'
