Post by Neô on Feb 12, 2006 17:54:11 GMT
A woman meets a German in a bar and goes back to his hotel room. He confides that he's a bit kinky, and would she mind dressing up?
She says no, so he gets out a big costume covered in feathers, with a duck's bill and big webbed feet. She thinks this is ok, so she puts it on and they start shagging.
He then asks if she would mind putting something else on, and gets out four huge bedsprings. She says ok, so he straps them on her knees and elbows, she gets on all fours and soon they're at it, bouncing away, getting more and more excited.
Finally, he asks her if she'll shout 'Quack! Quack!' As soon as she does this, the both have the most amazing orgasm.
'How did you do that?' she asks, as soon as she can speak.
'Four-sprung duck technique' he replies.
She says no, so he gets out a big costume covered in feathers, with a duck's bill and big webbed feet. She thinks this is ok, so she puts it on and they start shagging.
He then asks if she would mind putting something else on, and gets out four huge bedsprings. She says ok, so he straps them on her knees and elbows, she gets on all fours and soon they're at it, bouncing away, getting more and more excited.
Finally, he asks her if she'll shout 'Quack! Quack!' As soon as she does this, the both have the most amazing orgasm.
'How did you do that?' she asks, as soon as she can speak.
'Four-sprung duck technique' he replies.
