Post by Neô on Aug 8, 2006 18:24:14 GMT
boy comes down to breakfast and sits at the table.
His mother says "Oh no, you're not getting any breakfast, not until you've done your chores."
So the boy goes outside and starts his chores.
He feeds the chickens and when he's finished he kicks a chicken.
He feeds the cows and when he's finished he kicks a cow.
He feeds the pigs and when he's finished he kicks a pig.
When he's back at the table his mother puts a bowl of cereal in front of him.
The boy looks at her not understanding.
She says "That's all you're getting. I saw you kick that chicken, so you're not getting any eggs. I saw you kick that cow, so you're not getting any milk. And I saw you kick that pig, so you're not getting any bacon."
Five minutes later the husband comes down and kicks the cat.
The son looks at his mothers and says, "And what is he not getting ?"
His mother says "Oh no, you're not getting any breakfast, not until you've done your chores."
So the boy goes outside and starts his chores.
He feeds the chickens and when he's finished he kicks a chicken.
He feeds the cows and when he's finished he kicks a cow.
He feeds the pigs and when he's finished he kicks a pig.
When he's back at the table his mother puts a bowl of cereal in front of him.
The boy looks at her not understanding.
She says "That's all you're getting. I saw you kick that chicken, so you're not getting any eggs. I saw you kick that cow, so you're not getting any milk. And I saw you kick that pig, so you're not getting any bacon."
Five minutes later the husband comes down and kicks the cat.
The son looks at his mothers and says, "And what is he not getting ?"
